Was Rock of Love Dyketastic?

Bret Michaels has chosen Ambre as his Rock of Love. He totally made the right call. Ambre seems like she has it together, at least more so than Daisy. She's one stripper pole and two tequila shots away from an amatuer porn career. Although, a grainy sex tape might revitalize Bret Michaels' career. It's not like he's ever going to have a hit single again.

My favorite line of the episode was Ambre talking about Daisy. She said, "Surgery can make me hotter but surgery is not going to make her smarter." Hilarious! I'm pretty sure the major surgery Daisy had was having a nozzle attached. That way she can be inflated for television appearances and be deflated again for easy storage.



I don't care so much about the finale though. I just can't wait for the reunion episode for several reasons. I've been watching the previews and it looks like Heather is going to beat the crap out of Daisy! Oh hell yes! My black cotton socks quiver in anticipation. Also, I can't wait to see Frenchy again. My life has been incomplete without the Eurotrash that is Angelique Morgan. But the final reason I can't wait for the reunion show - lesbian drama! That's right, a special insinuated that there was a little girl-on-girl action going on right under Bret's nose. It seems Kristy Jo and Aubry were more interested in each other than in winning Bret's heart. Oh really now?


You know she's screaming, "Kristy Joooooooo!"

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