Johnny Depp Makes Me a Bad Lesbian

I was watching The Tudors last night and realized I totally have a crush on Jonathan Rhys Myers. It was a terrifying moment of realization. I occasionally get crushes on really hot male celebrities and spend about five minutes having an identity crisis. Then I start thinking about Michelle Rodriguez and everything goes back to normal. So in honor of my brief identity crisis, I decided to share my top three man crushes.

1. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
I found him strangely alluring when I first saw him in The Velvet Underground but it is his portrayal of King Henry VIII that makes me shift in my seat. His fits of arrogant rage and intensity are strangely mesmerizing.


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2. Johnny Depp
Does this one really need an explination? I was drinking with a male friend of mine and after way too many shots of whiskey, we started talking about men. We both came to the conclusion he would go gay and I would go straight for Johnny Depp. He has the univeral sexiness that can change a person's sexual orientation with his pirate swagger.


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3. Colin Firth
Mr. Darcy has had women swooning for centuries but only Colin Firth could give Jane Austen's greatest hero the look and the soul that made me envy Elizabeth Bennet. Even if it was just for a few minutes.


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