A Shot at Love makes me glad I'm gay

I want you all to know, I'm only watching this for you. For you, you lovely dykes who read this. I didn't watch the first season because I find the whole thing offensive. Everyone watched the first season to see if Tila chose a man or a woman, all the straight people treated it as conclusive evidence of whether a bisexual was really straight or gay. The gay community doesn't need a Myspace reality whore misguiding people about us.

But, in the end, I realized this blog needs updates on Tila. So, I'm watching it. For you!



The lesbians weren't all that hot. Most of them looked like bleached blond sorority girls. At first, I was digging on Serenity. I like the faux-hawk, I even thought she could be the next Dani. But then she made at attempt at comedy. And then she made out with Lili. I had also liked Lili, too. She was sweet and emotional. During the talent show, she came out in a gorilla suit. Tila like it and said, "I like a bushy girl." But after she caught them kissing, Tila wasn't pleased. She told them, "Give me back my key and get the f*** out of my house." Get gone girls!


Serenity

Tila also eliminated Tarra, Janny, Tashi and Rada. Why the hell did you eliminate Rada! She was the hottest dyke there! No! Every purpose I had for watching this show is gone. Rada, call me. You're too hot for Tila anyway.


Rada

The guys were all idiots. The biggest idiot was Chad. He actually made the comment, "Girls love wang-bones. That's why the have strap-ons." What now? First of all, who calls their penis a wang-bone? What the hell is a wang-bone? Secondly, I'll tell Chad what I told my guy friend when he asked about strap-ons. I can buy a bigger penis in any shape or color at the store tomorrow, but you're still going to be stuck with what you've got. And I'm guessing in Chad's case, that's pretty disappointing.


Chad

That pretty much set the standard for the guys. All of them, were looking for one way or another to show Tila's their dicks. Bo announced, "The boy team was here to kick some lesbian ass." And Nick tried to give her what he called "the ultimate gift" - his dick in a box. I spent most of the time looking down at my freet waiting for it to be over.

In the end, she decided to eliminate Nick, Matt, Jeremy, Chris, Mason and Greg - one half of the twins. I may continue to watch this show, even without Rada. If only because if the guys continue to act like idiots it serves as just one more reminder I'm happy I'm a lesbian.

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