The Sexiest Women in the World

FHM has just released a list of the 100 sexiest women in the world. Some of them are fitting, some of them are ridiculous.

Appropriately titled sexy women:
Megan Fox (1)
Angelina Jolie (12)
Mila Kanellis (84)

Funny thing about Megan Fox, she is my age. She's actually five days younger than me. That's just a little depressing - she's hot and amazing. And I'm a blogger. Sigh.


Megan Fox

Who the hell decided they were sexy women:
Kim Kardashian (17)
Britney Spears (100)
Tara Reid (56)
Paris Hilton (77)


Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is only famous because she has a big ass and a sex tape. She's basically a brunette version of Paris Hilton who is only famous for being blond and having a sex tape. Who made these women famous and who the hell voted them as sexy? I'd be afraid to touch them with someone else's hand just in case the STDs they've collected over the years have turned their bodily fluids into corrosive acid.

And how does Tara Reid outrank Mila Kanellis? She hasn't done anything in the last five years except get drunk and talk about her botched plastic surgery. Mila actually has a successful acting career without a bad boob job.

Finally, Britney Spears. Apparently, there are some people still out there who would use a Jerry Springer cast list as a dating service. Good for you. Someone has to date them so they can have children. How else will they get to Maury for the free paternity test?

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