To see who got to spend private time with Tila, they played "Oh Craps" - a strip dice game. It was hilarious to watch the guy's reactions as the girls got down to bras and thongs. I think they forgot for a moment who Tila was. The winners were the final guy and girl with the most clothes on - George and Kristy. They had private time in her club, but it didn't last long. Suddenly everyone is in the club and going crazy. Samantha saw the stripper pole and demonstrated her working girl talents. But she can never replace the love I have for Frenchy. There can only be room for one trashy stripper on a reality television show - and that's Frenchy. Everyone is screaming, drinking and dancing in Tila's private club. That's when the police show up.
The crowd inside yelled at the police, but Tila knew how to save the day. She flirted with the cop telling him she needs, "a real man." He wasn't having it and gave her a ticket anyway. Are you serious!? I just find that offensive. It's like the Dairy Queen commercial where the little girl flirts with a boy to get a free sundae. Women should not have to use their sexuality to get what they want from men. It's demeaning. That said, I have flirted for a free drink or two. But when it comes to the cops I at least know how to cry on cue.
Chad once again proved he is the most disgusting man alive. As all of them have to share a bed. He decides to let a fart out and wave it over to the girls side. Poor girls! I have all new sympathy for them. Especially because Christian looks like an alcoholic. The next morning, he was already getting into the vodka. Good lord, even I know when to take a break. Luckily, Tila had set up a recovery room for them with food and oxygen tanks.
The rest of the episode continued without anything interesting happening. The "buy my love" challenge was boring if only because it showed what Tila was really looking for. Someone to spoil her, as she put it. Come on, Tila. Just admit it. You're looking for someone to buy your stripper shoes. Just get a sugar mama. I'm sure there's a female version of
In the end, Tila eliminated Christian and Fame. She wasn't impressed with Christian's ability to hold his liquor. I want to have a drinking contest with him. I have a trained liver of steel - I bet I could match him shot for shot with Jack Daniels. As for Fame, it was pretty obvious she was only interested in getting some television time for her non-existant singing career. And no one can out reality-whore Tila!
Honestly, I'm already getting sick of this show and I don't know how much more I can take. The only girl I'm enjoying looking at is Sirbriana. Although Lisa rocks the tomboy look and she's a softball coach - at least you know she's a real lesbian.
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