Farmer wants a wife, I want a laugh. Everybody wins!

After watching America's Next Top Model last night, my roommate and I decided to watch the premiere episode of Farmer Wants a Wife. My roommate grew up on a farm and farming is in my family blood, we both have our memories of fields and barns. So we spent most of the time laughing at the women because we know they have no idea what they're getting into. Here's your first lesson ladies - don't wear heels on a farm. You'll lose it in a cow pie.

The women weren't all that attractive. Josie looks like a cross between Miss Piggy and post-mortum Anna Nicole Smith. She calls herself a "ten-plus." Um, well, someone has to think so I guess.


Josie - future patient on Celebrity Rehab

Matt the farmer is really attractive and seems like a decent guy. My roommate and I agreed - we want to be friends with him. We want to take him to "Hogs and Honeys" in Chicago to do shots and ride the mechanical bull. Every guy needs a couple of dykes to help him pick up girls.


Matt - with his shirt on

As for who will be the wife, I'm calling it now. Brooke is going to win. She's got the country girl accent from Texas, she wants children, she's even a virgin! She's going to win. And then she's going to leave him two months later because the only local bar can't mix a decent cosmo.


Brooke - Farmer's future ex-wife

The elimination was the trashiest thing I've ever scene and I love it. The women had to check under a chicken to see if they had the egg. Luckily, he's keeping Josie aroung for another episode. You know the producers took him aside and made him keep her for ratings. Stephanie went home - but who cares? This show is all about Josie and Brooke.

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