Black Chucks are the new Faux-Hawk

Sorry I've been absent the past few days everyone. My birthday is coming up and some of my friends have been helping my celebrate to the fullest extent. So finally, I'm back. And from my drunken escapades, I have gained some wisdom about Chicago lesbians. Every twenty-something lesbian I know in this city owns a pair of black Chucks.

I don't know when this happened but we figured it out the other day. A couple friends and I were having a beer or two in my kitchen when we noticed we were all wearing the same pair of shoes. The next day I went out to play pool and I noticed once again, all my friends were wearing black Chucks.



At some point, I think a universal lesbian memo went out for black Chucks. It's like a couple years ago when all the girls got faux-hawks. Then they all got mullets. Then they got a hair style that blended the two and I can only describe as the "faux-mu-hawk-let."

So join the dyketastic masses and buy your black Chucks today!