Work Out Episode One - Now I Love This Show

Jackie has a new girlfriend and they're already living together. Damn you, U-Haul stereotypes! It's relationships like this that make people believe the scene in "Better than Chocolate" when a couple meets, has sex and moves in together twenty-minutes later! Sigh. But good for Jackie. I hope Briana is better than her last crazy girlfriend.

Rebecca is jealous for Jackie's attention. She's acting like she's five-years-old and someone took away her favorite toy. She said, "You don't get that kind of female companionship when you have a boyfriend." Well, duh! That's what happens when you play lesbian.



The new trainer Renessa Williams may replace Rock of Love's Daisy as my favorite ditzy blond on reality television. She told the cameras, "I got into training because it's the only job I could think where I get to boss men around and they have to do what I tell them." Umm, Renessa, I can think of one or two. Then she says, "I'm very very naughty." And now I just thought of four more.

Brian Peeler continues to be a jerk. When asked why Jackie hates him, he says, "Because you can't have sex with me." Um...excuse me? What exactly do you mean by that? She hates you because she's a lesbian? She hates you because you're so hot you make her wish she liked men? Ooookay. Keep telling yourself that.

Another new trainer - Greg Plitt - has all the guys questioning their masculinity. At one point I thought they were just going to wip them out and measure them. Of course, Plitt spent most of the time leering at the clients and showing off his abs. He was arrogant enough to call himself a "living, breathing inspiration." Again - keep telling yourself that.

This was an awesome episode. The new relationships and trainers are going to make this a great, dramatic season.

I take back everything I said about this show. I now love Work Out. Even though Jackie Warner still scares me.


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