Monday, April 21, 2008

Oh please be true!

This may be the greatest thing ever to happen to reality television! Today, a Wikipedia page appeared announcing a new reality show - I Love Money. It will feature rejected contestants from Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love competing in physical and mental challenges in an attempt to win $100,000. Below are the announced contestants:

Flavor of Love:
Pumkin (Season 1)
Hoopz (Season 1)
Toasteee (Season 2)
Nibblz (Season 2)
Bootz (Season 2)
Sinceer (Season 3)
Thing 1 (Season 3)
Thing 2 (Season 3)

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Sinceer

I Love New York:
Chance (Season 1)
Real (Season 1)
Heat (Season 1)
12 Pack (Season 1)
Whiteboy (Season 1)
The Entertainer (Season 2)
Midget Mac (Season 2)

Rock of Love:
Heather (Season 1)
Brandi C. (Season 1)
Destiney (Season 2)
Megan (Season 2)
Kristy Jo (Season 2)

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Heather

This is set to be the trashiest reality show in the history of trashy reality shows! But we still need Frenchy! Someone pull Angelique Morgan off her back and get her on this show! And while we're at it, call Rocky from "I Know My Kid's a Star." You know she and Frenchy will sit around and discuss their plastic surgeries.

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Destiney

My black cotton socks quiver with antipaction of the wild drama. Here are some of my predictions:

  • Heather will cripple Kristy Joe emotionally before giving her the most vicious beating of her life.
  • Someone will attempt "midget tossing."
  • The Flavor of Love girls will face off with the Rock of Love girls. Between cat fights, drink throwing contests and who has rocked the back of tour bus more – I can't wait to see the drama.
  • Sinceer finally confesses to being part Klingon.

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