Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Jackie Warner turns another trainer

What is it about Jackie Warner that turns all the female trainers into lesbians? Jackie kisses all the ladies, she slept with Rebecca and now what's with Vanessa? Is she still looking for the right man as her bio claims or has she found a lady love in Jackie? I think she has the transformative sexuality of Johnny Depp - you think you're straight and then you work out with Jackie.

The best part of the episode was when Brian Peeler got his ass handed to him. Peeler signed all the male trainers up for the Mud Run. All the guys were doing great - but in the first muscle, Peeler got a "cramp." Yeah, right. You know he was just whining for a little more attention. "Look at me! I'm Peeler! Don't look at Jackie, look at me!" Honestly, I think the reason he keeps having problems with Jackie is he's jealous. The ladies love her and she probably has a bigger dick in her night stand than he's got dangling between his legs. Let it go, Peeler. Jackie will always be twice the man you are.

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Erika

There was a sad moment went Jackie sat down with Erika to make sure she's still happy and healthy. She's overcome her bulimia but is struggling with being single. Don't cry, Erika! You're so beautiful! Just push Rebecca off the boat and take the center stage where you belong!

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